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What's wrong with the TPP (Trans-Pacific Partnership)?

From leaked drafts and investigations, we know that:

All meetings are in secret, even from Congress
Corporations are assisting in making these treaties
Monsanto is creating policy
Creating giant labor farms where very low wages are locked in to an individual
GMO can be distributed without regard to state nor Federal rights
Kick people off the internet for copyright infringement (read more)
Decrease access to medicine (read more)
Undermine national sovereignty by allowing corporations to sue governments (read more)
Circumvent worker and environmental protections (read more)
Increase economic inequality (read more)

Is there anyone to debate this issue about TPP?

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